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Are you: in love, lust or married?

A description of what you are and how you behave if you are in love, lust or married:

LOVE……………….when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST……………….when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE…………when you argue over money.

LOVE……………….when you share everything you own.
LUST……………….when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE…………when the bank owns everything.

LOVE……………….when it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax.
LUST……………….when the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE…………what’s a climax?

LOVE……………….when you phone each other just to say “G’day”.
LUST……………….when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE…………when you phone each … Continue Reading

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Truths for Mature Humans

A list of truths for mature humans:

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm front.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out … Continue Reading

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