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Are you: in love, lust or married?

A description of what you are and how you behave if you are in love, lust or married:

LOVE……………….when you argue over how many children to have.
LUST……………….when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE…………when you argue over money.

LOVE……………….when you share everything you own.
LUST……………….when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE…………when the bank owns everything.

LOVE……………….when it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax.
LUST……………….when the relationship is over if you don’t climax.
MARRIAGE…………what’s a climax?

LOVE……………….when you phone each other just to say “G’day”.
LUST……………….when you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE…………when you phone each … Continue Reading

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Another joyful marriage

Another joyful marriage: this time the groom makes a mistake while pronouncing the famous words and ┬áthe bride can’t stop laughing.

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