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The 100 reasons why is good to be a man

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

3. You know stuff about tanks.

4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

5. Monday Nite Football.

6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.

7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

8. You can open all your own jars.

9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.

10. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.

11. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every

shot of someone crying.

12. Your ass is … Continue Reading

The 100 reasons why is good to be a woman

1. We can get laid anytime we want
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
3. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you’re drunk
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying
5. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class
7. We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates
10. Men take us on all expense … Continue Reading