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One hundred reasons why is good to be a woman
simon
October 30, 2010
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The 100 reasons why is good to be a woman
- We can get laid anytime we want
- We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
- We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you’re drunk
- We get out of speeding tickets by crying
- We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
- We can sleep our way to the top of the class
- We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret
- We can marry rich and then not have to work
- We never have to pay when we go out on dates
- Men take us on all expense … Continue Reading